Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor with out hanging on.
Nice
guys finish last.
If your not cheating your not trying.
Say no to drugs say yes to tacos.
Everyone
misunderestimates me.
Burritos are like puppies; their both soft
and squishey.
Dont drink and drive, you might spill.
Gasoline and Beer; the great American Pastime
Dont
eat batteries.
Taller poeple may be tallerbut they get rained on
first.
Opinians are like assholes, everyone has one.
